My personal favorite is "Atheists really believe in god but won't admit it."
2007-10-01 14:12:29 · 29 answers · asked by Two quarters & a heart down 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that we bury bones then a few years later go dig them up and say we found a dino
lmao ..
2007-10-01 14:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by nola_cajun 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
All the ones listed above make me smile and tsk, tsk.
I come here for the laughs; they're as amusing as kittens, puppies and small children.
Theists seem to occupy a completely different reality than the reality I play in.
Theirs is filled with the superstitious nonsense of ghosts and spirits, invisible giants and imaginary demons; they forfeit their lives on the gamble that when they die they don't really die despite all the evidence to the contrary.
AND all because a book, their bible, aka Goat herders’ Guide to the Galaxy, put together by committee of bishops voting on what would be included and excluded, in the late 300s, said so.
2007-10-01 22:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's actually my favorite too :) It's just so cute and yet utterly so pathetic at the same time. It's like watching a grown up version of a child believing Santa will still come down the chimney.....lol
2007-10-01 21:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Facepalm 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love when the Christians accuse the atheists of not understanding the theory of evolution.
2007-10-01 21:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian, and I think it's ridiculous that some Christians accuse atheists of lacking morals just because they don't happen to share our religious beliefs. To me, morality and religion are two separate matters. I've met many moral atheists.
2007-10-01 21:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by solarius 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
Atheist parties!
As if anybody gets together for their lack of faith in faeries. Funnily enough, some people believe that, should you lack faith in god(s), you need the support from a group.
2007-10-01 21:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Maria - Godmother II of the AM 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
having a religion!!
and of wanting to create a North American theocracy circa late 18th century
and having some sort of persecuting Inquisition majority that regularly throws Xians to the lions in every state capital
2007-10-01 21:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by FORMER Atheist Now Praising FSM! 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ohh, that's hard.
Satan worshipping is one.
Really believing in god deep, deep, deep down in my heart.
That I'm immoral.
I've had some fun personal attacks too by christians...according to them I am a satan worshipping b**ch and one of them would rather burn in hell than have a beer with me.
2007-10-01 21:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
How would Atheists worship the devil? Doesn't Atheist mean they don't have a religion at all? The devil is from a religion.
2007-10-01 21:18:33 · answer #9 · answered by Kenny 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How when I die, I am going to face god, fall to my knees and repent.
Like I'd ever be interested in what their imaginary sky bully is selling.
2007-10-01 21:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That I am an atheist so I can run around sinning without guilt.
2007-10-01 21:15:25 · answer #11 · answered by atheist 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋