Did he have reporters following him around night and day, recording in the minutest detail all of his utterances? How come we don't have any quotes from Joseph when he saw his bride to be starting to puff up, and he knew he hadn't caused it?
2007-10-01 14:03:25 · 7 answers · asked by Bisley 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The fundies have secret CD's with elaborate paragraphs as Jesus waxed eloquently on just about everything from art to microbiology.
I especially liked is lecture on quantum mechanics and his search for the top quark.
His psychiatric evaluation of the two basic mental disorders responsible for the success of televangelism was riveting and verified by clinical experience.
I believe his CD on internal combustion engines is remarkable.
He gave volumes of advice to Baptists so that they could condemn with authority.
All the CD's are kept in a very secure vault at the Southern Baptist Institute of Not-So-Advanced Study. The location is secret but I'm certain that it's somewhere in Alabama.
2007-10-01 14:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's possible, that like the other great prophet that I will not name, it's possible that Jesus related all his sayings to hundreds of scribes that memorized them and much later wrote them down on pieces of bark, or sticks, or animal hides, in bits and pieces. And that years and years later these were all gathered up and put together and were miraculously the exact word for word of Jesus.
Of course we know that Jesus could actually read and write and that some of his followers could also, such as Matthew the tax collector; he had to know how to write and Luke the physician had to know how to read so maybe that's how it came about.
imho
From the Biblical account of Joseph finding out that his betrothed was pregnant, it's possible he did not want his thoughts or words recorded for posterity. He wasn't happy about it at all. Not at first.
imho
2007-10-01 14:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The easy one is Joseph, whatever he said was not considered important for the faith. The rest is harded as the gospels were written second hand and most likely at least 70 years after his death.
2007-10-01 14:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
appears like a concept from somebody of Buddhist mysticism or some jap suitable philosophical gadget. The you maximum possibly correlated to the ego, the "I" that we parade around in our on a regular basis lives. yet our authentic selves, what's left after the ego has dissolved, exists in one in all those infinity. it particularly is a captivating concept, it speaks to the grandeur of existence, the indoors-connectedness of all issues. you're right here, yet you're additionally everywhere at as quickly as.
2016-10-05 22:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Biblical tape recorders.
2007-10-01 14:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Milepost 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone imagined them, as what Jesus would say.
2007-10-01 14:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see, Pat Robertson once had this DeLorean, and, see ...
2007-10-01 14:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by FORMER Atheist Now Praising FSM! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋