You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A hangover will go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer will never nag you.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with friends.
You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
2007-10-01 13:38:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the best one is
If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
2007-10-01 13:39:22 · update #1
Yeah right. But the men still can't do without us............ lmao.
2007-10-01 22:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is a news flash for you. We are 100 times better then beer. lol
2007-10-01 22:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are so jealous now. Empty the beer down the sink right now!!!!! lmao.
2007-10-01 22:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could no longer learn a guy to a girl. each and each is distinctive. yet a guy, and a girl, supplement one yet another. In different words, one guy and one lady (mutually) is one unit. they seem to be a complementary pair.
2016-10-10 03:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by henze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good thing cuz you will have a beer gutt and it will just be u and your beer who grow old together!!!
Enjoy!!!
This buds for you!!!
2007-10-01 13:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by L 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was the stupidest thing i've ever read! how could you possibly compare a beer to a woman???
2007-10-01 13:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
LMSUIAO it looks like you've got it down to fine art LOL
2007-10-01 14:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women can pleasure you
thats y theyre better
2007-10-01 13:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
true
2007-10-01 14:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by laura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋