When he was overtaken by a 3 legged chicken,
so he puts his foot down,& he is doing 50mph,
& just as he pulls level ,the chicken speeds up again,
so he steps on the gas once more,
he's now doing 60mph,& just as he is about to catch up
the chicken turns left into a farm,
the driver follows him,& as he stops a farmer approaches him,
& asks what does he want?
He replies you are not going to believe this,but i saw a 3 legged chicken run in here.
Oh, thats ok, we breed them here says the farmer,
what it is my familly love chicken, but i like a leg,my wife likes a leg & so does my boy,
thats brilliant says the driver, what do they taste like?
we don't know says the farmer we can't catch the bar****ds.
2007-10-01 13:35:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that! Made me laugh, so thanks.!
Reminds me of why my family bred octopusses (octopi?) We knew we'd all get a leg at Christmas - (or maybe a pie ,eventually) - octo-pi) geddit?
LOL!
Sweet dreams honey.
2007-10-01 14:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi Lioness, i attempted to locate "objectified" and "objectification" interior the dictionary and no excitement. properly, i'm no longer precisely beneficial I comprehend your queston, yet think of i might have an theory. besides, have you ever heard of the "bell curve"? that's a curve it somewhat is formed like a bell and does a reliable activity of representing info. As for elegance, at one end of the curve we've the least eye-catching and on the different end the main. an identical could be genuine for earnings ... poorest on one area and richest on the different. interior the midst of the bell we've each and all of the customary individuals. i think of what you're asserting is genuine, yet basically basically a fact of existence. we've the completed spectrum for the two genders. As for why adult adult males do no longer protest ... i assume they comprehend that that is basically the way issues are and protests are no longer likely to alter something. desire this permits!
2016-10-10 03:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by henze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes the old one's are the best,good one.
2007-10-01 13:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is what they need to sell in a fast food place..
2007-10-01 14:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO. oh I'm still laughing. haven't heard that one before. like it he he
2007-10-01 13:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fast food .lol
2007-10-01 17:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-01 20:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-10-01 22:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-01 13:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by Stefik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋