What's the difference between a woman having her p**iod and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
2007-10-01 13:33:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are so so funny. lmao
2007-10-01 22:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Young Girlsxxx
2017-01-11 03:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by flintroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2016-05-18 07:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an anorexic woman w/ a yeast infection? A Quarter-pounder w/ cheese !
2007-10-01 16:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if u look up cats profile you see that almost every joke question she answers the same thing lol
honestly the most i got from them was a chuckle lol
i like all except the first one and 4th those were just dumb lol
the rest i give lol 7/10
2007-10-01 13:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You married your wife for her looks but not the ones she giving you lately. HAHAHA I just can't stop laughing. omg they were all so so funny.
2007-10-01 22:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha I bet the men would find it funny alright. Guess what I did!!!! lol
2007-10-01 22:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋