1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
2007-10-01 13:19:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal...
2007-10-01 13:20:10 · update #1
This is Outstanding! I'm Writing these suggestions for my 17 year old daughter! LOL!!! She can pin it on the wall of her bedroom!
2007-10-01 13:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by debra k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-18 06:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
# 3 and # 4 are the best . Good one
2007-10-01 13:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a daughter but I will keep them for myself cos those are very funny. lol
2007-10-01 22:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, Lol
2007-10-01 13:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by Brezzia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-01 12:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd one... my husband is mad that I spent $200 shopping today so when he walked outside I locked the door....
2007-10-01 13:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by beach answerer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very very interesting and so funny as well.
2007-10-01 22:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL they are true.
2007-10-01 22:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋