when the barman says his dog can beat any other dog,it won't beat mine says the man,i have a long nosed short legged irish fighting dog.Would you like a wager?asks the barman,so a bet is made & the following night in walks the man dragging a sack,he says place your dog in here & we will see who wins,the barman agrees & places his dog inside.They tie up the sack & stand back,all of a sudden the sack starts to move all over the place,but after a few seconds the sack goes still,the man unties the sack & places his hand in & pulls out an ear,is this your dog he asks,yes says the barman,then he pulls out a leg,is this your dog? the barman nods & says well it looks like you have won,what was your dog called again?
The man replies a long nosed, short legged irish fighting dog,
but around here i think you call them crocodiles.
2007-10-01 13:17:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aww poor doggy!
2007-10-01 13:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by reydi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he is just thumbing his nose at our legal system. And I think the magistrate was pretty weak in the manner she dealt with the matter. She should have directed that he be charged, with contempt of court & held in a cell until he complied with her directions. She has the power to do just that.
2016-05-18 06:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny as the first time I heard it.
But that was about 35 years ago
2007-10-01 13:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ring of Uranus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha- You do NOT want to get in a barfight with an Irishman... his dog either, appearantly.
2007-10-01 13:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by yahoo_violated_me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good ha ha ha have a star
2007-10-01 20:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-01 20:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good for a morning.
thanks.
2007-10-01 20:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol XD
2007-10-02 23:13:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.lol
2007-10-01 22:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋