sooo this zebra died and went heaven. when he was at the golden gates, when Saint Peter was there. The zebra said " ya know, there's this one thing that has bugged me my whole life. Am i white with black stripes or am i black with white stripes?" Peter said " I dont know, ask God. So the zebra goes to God and says " Am i white with black stripes or am i white with black stripes?" God said " You are what you are". Then the zebra went back to see peter. Peter said, " so what did he say?" The zebra said " he said i am what i am. Then Peter said " oh, so you're white with black stripes." The zebra said, " how do you know?" Peter said " Because, if you were black with white stripes, he would have said, you is what you is."
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2007-10-01 12:56:05 · 4 answers · asked by Kaela 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahahahahahaha i almost peed my pants lol
2007-10-01 12:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it. star 4 u!
but its sort of ignorant [[not you personally]] that people assume black people talk like that
2007-10-01 13:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok but kind of ignorant.
2007-10-01 13:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋