A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
2007-10-01 12:34:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
2007-10-01 12:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA That's a good on!!!
Need to show that to some people I know!!
Think I'll print that out in multiples and put it in several cars secretly.
LMFAO!!!!!
nfdâ¥
2007-10-01 15:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome. My mom does that to my dad all the time. When he's driveing and cooking
2007-10-07 15:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMMAOSMP...
2007-10-02 00:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old joke and still a funny one!
2007-10-01 14:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-10-01 12:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah very funny at least i'm getting 2 points
2007-10-07 13:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kailah W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds very familiar I think my husband and discussed this yesterday l.o.l.
2007-10-01 12:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I've heard this one before, but I still find it hilarious.
2007-10-01 15:08:43 · answer #9 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is going to love this one!!!!
2007-10-02 06:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a very funny joke!
2007-10-01 12:45:04 · answer #11 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋