I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Wal-Mart and standing inline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
2007-10-01 12:32:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh that is like the most funniest thing i EVER read!!!
wish i can give you 10000 stars.............
2007-10-01 12:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yeah......Funny Joke from the funny guy.....
Thanks again DE for making my night full of laughter.
Did you read my question in P&S section."Have you stopped laughing"? We all need to laugh more. And you do the best job of helping us out. THANKS!!!
nfd♥
Tell Buddy HI. kiss kiss
2007-10-01 15:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Licking your balls! Hahahahahahaha! Loving brilliant.
2007-10-01 12:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Factual Pterodactyl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah!
2007-10-01 12:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN ON YAHOO! ANSWERS!
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FIVE STAR-WORTHY!
KEEP THE JOKES COMING!
& IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M IN CAPS, IT'S BECAUSE THAT WAS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSS!!
Lol.
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
2007-10-01 12:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one thanx for the laugh dude
2007-10-01 17:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was insanely funny still laughing. but i think she could have been tring to ask what kind of dog you had...
still funny
ROLF, PMSL (pee my self laughing)
2007-10-01 12:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by HelpTheConfused 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg!! That is soo funny!! I bet that women was retarded!
2007-10-01 12:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious!!!!!!
2007-10-01 14:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋