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2007-10-01 11:53:33 · 8 answers · asked by Sammi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you might be a redneck if, you think the last words of the national anthem is gentlemen start your ENGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-01 12:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by P!NK 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, folks here in Orygun now go to the movies in groups of 18. They were told 17 and under weren't permitted
2007-10-01 19:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know you might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice bottle at the word, "concentrate"
2007-10-01 18:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by leanmoo 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
2007-10-01 19:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by kalinshane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
If have tattoo that says mother and it's spelled wrong.
If at your junior and senior prom the schooled offered daycare.
If you've ever done it in a satelite dish.
2007-10-01 18:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by drea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you and your girlfriend are at a friends house and your friend shouts" Hoedown", and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If you have a collection of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
2007-10-01 23:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by jpmarin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a red neck if your christmas tree ornaments are spent shotgun shells
2007-10-01 19:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-01 18:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by nyalley85 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋