First he flooded it by making my ac leak.
Then he threw projectiles from the back of a truck I was driving behind and cracked my windshield.
What does God have against my car?
2007-10-01 10:32:58 · 12 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Obviously your car is a sinner! As we all know, God hates fags, so if your car is homosexual God may be trying to punish it. Try putting your car in a parking lot with some other cars of various types and then surreptitiously watch it and see which kinds of cars it tries to have sex with. Remember, marriage and sex are for one pickup/sports car and one minivan/sedan, so for example if you have a pickup and it tries to have sex with another pickup or a sports car, it is clearly homosexual and God is trying to punish it for its sinful way of life. Pickups and sports cars must only have sex with minivans or sedans, anything else is an abomination. And that's not all. If your car tries to have sex with a motorcycle or a bus, it may be a zoophile, which is almost as bad as being homosexual! You must get rid of a homosexual vehicle immediately, lest you be swayed by its sinful ways and become homosexual yourself!
2007-10-01 10:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I should stop flying my car around in public spaces
2016-05-18 04:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God was to "smite" your car you prolly know it. God ain't a half az.
2007-10-01 10:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those projectiles may have been meant for you, ya know. See what happens funny man?
2007-10-01 10:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nah...
God can't even muster the strength to make knowledge of himself clear.
What is trying to destroy your car is far more effective than god.
Good to see you again!
2007-10-01 10:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's obviously not one of those 'intelligently designed' cars.
2007-10-01 10:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just bad luck, if god had anything against you, you be dead now.
2007-10-01 10:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by HI 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a good thing its just your car
2007-10-01 10:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by adam_reith_1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he's giving you a message, he's telling you to get car insurance
2007-10-01 10:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What kind of car is it?
2007-10-01 10:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋