a clean one from no8 ????

Question

Dark in Here


A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she shoves the kid in the closet and shuts the door. The husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."



The man says, "Yes, it is."



The boy says, "I have a baseball."



Man, "That's nice."



Boy, "Want to buy it?"



Man, "No, thanks."



Boy, "My dad's outside."



Man, "OK, how much?"



Boy, "$250."



The next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy, "Dark in here."



Man, "Yes, it is."



Boy, "I have a baseball glove."



The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"



Boy, "$750."



Man, "Fine."



A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."



The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."



The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"



Boy, "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."



They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."



The priest says, "Don't start THAT again."

Answer 1

Star for you! You made me lol...........A priest, a boyscout and George Bush were on an airplane. The plane had engine trouble & the crew bailed out, leaving only 2 parachutes. George Bush said, "I'm the most important person on this plane! I'm the leader of the free world. Democracy would end without me! I'm taking one of the parachutes!" So, he grabs one & jumps out.
The priest looks at the boyscout & says "son, I've lived a long full life & your whole life is ahead of you. You should take the other one."
The boy scout replies, "There's no need Father. We still have two. Bush grabbed my backpack!"

Answer 2

Sister, I am so on your page. I am black woman in my late twenties and can't meet a decent/serious guy. I am a pretty girl, with a good figure, Law Degree, high profile job. The last two guys I dated were dogs!!! Status wise they were of good calibre - one owned his own business the other was a Network coordinator. The only problem that I found out after a while was that they both had girlfriends. I'm telling you, it is getting more difficult for good single black woman to meet good single black men. Most of my black female friends are in the same predicament. I live in the UK and I can tel you now that going to London is not going to solve your problem. I would say out of every decent black male you meet here, there are 100 decent black woman - so you get an idea about the shortage. I would say try and open up your options a bit, if you are looking for a great black man you are limiting yourself and in this day an age, you really need to expand your options/requirements otherwise you could be waiting a really long time. Other than that I would say don't look too hard, but when opportunities present themselves give it a chance (even if its not the usual type of guy you would date i.e. white guy/hispanic).

Answer 3

Good One.

Answer 4

Good show Sir

Answer 5

Cute!

Answer 6

Deary, deary, Father O'leary.
Gosh that guy gets about, ha ha ha ha.

Answer 7

lol good one

Answer 8

i`ll borrow that one, it made me smile.

Answer 9

lmao very good

Answer 10

its alright