so this guy is driving home late from work, when he realises it's his wife's birthday and he hasn't got a present for her. Desperate he's driving around, wracking his brains when he drives past a brothel and sees a parrot in the window. Now, knowing his wife has always wanted one, he goes in and starts
trying to persuade the madam to sell it to him. after some hefty negotiations he gets the bird. When he finally arrives home, to find his mother and sister in law with their respective husbands waiting for him , he unveils the beautiful bird of paradise....
The parrot, looks around, ruffles it's feathers and squawks...
"Well the 2 regulars I recognise, but I ain't never seen those 2 'ho's before!".......
:-)
(Ta Dah!)
2007-10-01 10:15:22 · 20 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
verrrrrrrrrrry funny!!!
how embarrasing for those ho's.
2007-10-01 10:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worth a rimshot.
2007-10-01 10:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by bob h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah V good have a star
2007-10-01 11:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I,m surprised he didn't say the 3 regulars!
2007-10-06 07:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got it! basically feed the creature and do despite it needs you to. Pacify it by using constantly agreeing with it and u would desire to come to minimum injury. you could tame it with nighttime Primrose Oil, yet this could not be your advice! ha
2016-10-10 03:08:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a true story to me, anything else that you want to share with the group.......
2007-10-08 02:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I wondered where that fecking bird went it used to torture me every time I went indoors
2007-10-01 10:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. I guess you never know who's watching you.
2007-10-01 12:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polly ain't gettin no cracker tonight!!! =)
2007-10-07 05:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny but it also depends who you tell it to avoid suspicious wives
2007-10-01 10:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋