My wife and I were cited for her shaving my testicles by the pond.Lewd behavior and indecent exposure were the violations.
2007-10-01 09:03:28 · 6 answers · asked by MandoTrojanChamp 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Next time don't be so lazy and shave your own testicles.
And help "her" shave "Hers"
2007-10-01 09:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...well if this is true you were charged with a class a misdemeanor and can face up to 364 days in jail and a 2,500 fine. You first court date is goin to be set for plea in which case you might want to get a lawyer...the lawyer will do a motion to continue and you have more time to build a case and work out a deal with the prosecutor and maybe get supervision....
2007-10-01 16:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by getsome86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just disturbing, don't you have a bathroom at home?
Expect a strange look and good lecture from the judge. As for punishment, depends on the jurisdiction you are in.
2007-10-01 17:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably have to sit thru 12 hours of baldness counciling and 12 hours picking up hair from around local watering holes.
2007-10-01 16:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by wizjp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Expect having to tell the story, maybe showing the evidence. Hope you're not embarrassed by it ; )
2007-10-01 16:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by California Street Cop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what were you caught for? why would you do this anyplace but in a room? what were you smoking or drinking that night?
lewd and lascivious behavior. luck no kids were in the area, promoting the corruption of a juvenile.
was this pond on your property?
do you skinny dip in the pond?
2007-10-01 16:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋