feelin really ill. the doctor checks him over, and says "I have some bad news for you, you have six months to live"
the man says "is there anything i can do to make it longer"
the doctor replies "well yes there is, you could stop drinking, stop smoking, stop having sex, stop going out, dont do anything that is remotely fun"
"and this will make me live longer" the man says
"No, but it'll seem longer" the doctor replies
2007-10-01 08:02:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got a beta one!
what did the black man say when he crossed the zebra crossing??
now u see me! now u dont!
2007-10-01 08:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by oOo_tophothari_oOo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 15:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle!
2007-10-01 15:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-01 15:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by Charlene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! So true though!! When you're bored, the day drags on and on.
2007-10-01 15:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that,lol
2007-10-01 15:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by angler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-10-01 15:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute but true
2007-10-01 15:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for that one ...
2007-10-01 15:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahah pretty funny
2007-10-01 15:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by Mike L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋