nail the fat kid immediately after the game starts, like everyone else (humans) does? Or does he have a more involved, esoteric gameplan for triumphing?
2007-10-01 07:03:33 · 10 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Constanze: Absolutely puntacular!
2007-10-01 08:44:30 · update #1
Jesus has mad dodgeball skills.
He'd line up the fat kid, bounce it off his hot-dog neck, into the face of the retarded kid with the helmet, and then it'd come back to him for another go.
2007-10-01 07:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sure. it rather isn't any longer good to be a nerd and then will desire to play dodgeball in fitness center type. you may think of that nerds may well be much less sensible what with each and every of the time getting hit interior the top...
2016-12-28 09:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it - Jesus is quite the skilled dodgeball player, and would take out actually dangerous opponents, and save the easy target for last.
Jesus is a strategic man, my friends, a strategic man indeed.
2007-10-01 07:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by James 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a decent answer almost cooked up but the image of JC playing dodgeball will not let it finish forming in my mind..
Jesus in sandals and robes playing dodgeball--too funny
2007-10-01 07:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trick question. He would say "let he who is without sin cast the first ball" and the game would end in a stalemate.
2007-10-01 07:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Quincy S 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Lord Jesus Christ came to earth as a man so he could die for your sins. He was buried and He rose again third day for your justification. He did'nt come to play dodgeball.
2007-10-01 07:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
if he did "nail" the fat kid (lol) would that make the fat kid a martyr? and if so, could i buy his saint candle in a mexican market? please say yes.
2007-10-01 07:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would not play dodge ball because he is not like everyone else
2007-10-01 07:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
he wouldn't have to be worried about getting hit because he's so holey!
2007-10-01 08:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
he would smite them all
2007-10-01 07:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋