Dead or Alive?

Question

- Bruce Lee?
- Mr Miagi?
(and who would win between the above two?)

- Sho-Nuff?
- Chuck Norris??
(and who would win between the above two? Sho-Nuff had that crazy red power thing in his fingers you know)

- The old guy with the long white beard and eyebrows in all those really old Chinese movies? He's in like every one of those movies!?
- The kid who wore the skeleton halloween costume in karate kid and kicked Ralph Machio's butt?
- The Green Hornet Guy - you know?

Answer 1

Chuck Norris wins

Answer 2

1. Bruce Lee - Dead but could beat Miyagi (who's alive)

2. Church Norris (living) over Sho-Nuff (living??).

3. The old guy with the long beard could take everybody.

Answer 3

Dear Rich Geraldo, All the sightings are reported by those who wish to draw attention to themsleves or are misinterpreting some other explanation, like a mirage. If you go out there expecting to see something then you will. The Loch Ness has been probed, studied and searched so much over the course of history that if something exists in its depths, it would have been found. The only "evidence" of the Bigfoot, Nessie, etc is always a set of "footprints" or nebulous, doctored up videos. No ever sees a family of creatures that would explain how the sightings continue over the course of history. Not only that, but for Nessie to exist it would have to be a plesiosaur, which lived in the water but breathed air every ten to fifteen minutes. So it would have been seen. Loch Ness was frozen out 10,000 years ago. Plesiosaurs could survive cold water, even very cold, for a brief time, but not that long. Nowhere near. Remember that the travel and tourism trades keep the money rolling to support themselves with gift shops and "reports of sightings."

Answer 4

What Miyagi is this you are talking about?

If it is Chojun Miyagi, the founder of Goju Ryu, Bruce Lee would have kissed his feet. He was able to tear flesh.

Now, if there is someone in the ufc/ifl crap named Miyagi, then I don't care. They can kill each other and be doing me a favor.

Please people, be for real. Bruce was nobody in the arts.

Answer 5

All dead except the Sho-Nuff guy. He's an ordained minister in his local Babtist church in northern Mississippi. So by default, Sho-Nuff would beat everyone, duh.