Will my silicon breasts be raptured with me?
I don't think I'd like to go to heaven without them, I'd feel so . . . undressed!
Also, can anyone tell me if angels have breasts too or are they all as flat chested as the ones in my bible picture book?
2007-10-01 06:49:25 · 28 answers · asked by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's rainin boobs, Hallellujah, it's rainin boobs...
2007-10-01 08:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you have not trusted and believed in what the Lord Jesus Christ did for you on the cross then your soul will go to hell and it will never die.If you have believed that Jesus died for your sins the your soul will go to heaven and you will receive a new body, one that can live in the heavens forever. One without silicon breasts. There are no male or female angels in heaven but when a angel showed up on the earth he was always a male. There are no female angels.
2007-10-01 07:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You will be resurrected into a new, perfect body (a "perfect", young version of your old self). You will not need your implants anymore, which are the product of sinful humanity that idolizes vanity.
You will be clothed in robes of light, the same as the angels. I wouldn't want to know what the angels look like under them.
That's just perverted.
2007-10-01 07:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're only part of the Rapturization if you're wearing a very low-cut shirt or tube top. Or something similar. Luckily, Peter's a boob man. Boob saint. Boob angel. Whatever.
I'm not sure if angels would have racks or not, but if they did, I'd imagine that they'd be real... and spectacular.
2007-10-01 06:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sex appeal is based first and foremost on the idea that sex is an act of reproduction. men are attracted to large breasts because theyre an instinctual sign of fertility. if in heaven there is no need for reproduction, and there are no secular pleasures or sins of the flesh, its a safe bet the silicon would stay on earth.
2007-10-01 07:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Gentleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scripture calls angels 'sons of God'; therefore, I can't really imagine them created with breasts, based on the rest of God's creation pattern. Also, the bible says that God created the earth to exist for eternity, and that he would never bring a devastation upon it like the flood, ever again.
2007-10-01 06:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by hez b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rapture ! How do you think God will feel when you turn up and say that you weren`t happy with what He gave you, so you had it altered?
Heather B as to the covenent with Noah, you seem not to have read the conditions God attached to the non destruction of mankind.
2007-10-01 07:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by Terry M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In heaven you will have no critical thinking
God will put you in a state of eternal happiness. It will take the knowledge of hell from you. In a way, you'll stop being a human being and become an ever smiling being.
2007-10-01 06:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think if the rapture happens, I'm just going to blink on and off a few times.
As for your question, I'd need to look into it...... LOL
2007-10-01 07:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by The Forgotten 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're Raptured, I think the implants will stay here. There's really no use for cleavage in Heaven.
2007-10-01 06:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think your worried bout the wrong thing. but if im not mistaken the bible does say "you brought nothing into the world and youll bring nothing out" so i guess the money you used to purchase those will be a waste.
2007-10-01 06:55:49 · answer #11 · answered by warrior*in*the*making 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋