For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2007-10-01 06:34:44 · 28 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have a memory of that joke lol,
wonder what they did to the poor pigeon later on
2007-10-01 07:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open minded :) I have to be open-minded in the jobs I do (counsellor, health care assistant, inspirational speaker and student nurse). I don't like people who are narrow/close minded and those who always pass their own opinions, don't listen to others, don't try and put themselves in peoples shoes to try and understand what they are going through and above all the ones that judge are really annoying. Being open minded is a good thing because you're free and you let people in. I know when I have children I am going to be open minded. Good luck xoxo
2016-04-06 22:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I have to admit my mind was going in a different direction since you said it was dirty to keep an open mind. hahaha thx for such a good laugh...star!
2007-10-01 07:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh, heard it before but it is still a very funny joke.
2007-10-01 06:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by greenfingers thumbs up. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.opportunity to get back at the pigeons.
i've heard this one before and my mind, then, went a bit too far.
guess what?. ...
it happened again.
you see......i forgot how it ended then, so........i ended up thinking of rudness again.lol
.thanks for sharing though and especially for the good laugh.
2007-10-01 06:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 07:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb golden oldie.
thanks for the reminder.
2007-10-01 06:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny
2007-10-01 07:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!! That's a dirty joke all right!! hahahahahahaaha!!
2007-10-01 11:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke's so old I can smell the mothballs
2007-10-01 08:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋