There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally
gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no
Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz
is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I
reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are
gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go
dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop,
yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an'
enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep
an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on
their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise
men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an'
myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about
to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message
from this Lord geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You
better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm
goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So
they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's
safe an' that.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water
into Stella.
APPY CRIMBO
2007-10-01 06:03:47 · 15 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah but no but yeah but nuffink
don't believe nuffink that cal tells yuz coz she once said i got a nosh off bb on the bowling green & that was so not true & i was like you only sayin that coz we made u eat dog pooh when we was all nine or summink.
starred calamity pollard x x
2007-10-01 08:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That sounds a lot more believable than that other crap they teach in schools. I'm not sure about the Stella though, I thought it was Co-op cooking sherry.
2007-10-01 06:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLASS
SubDividing and Conquering the United Kingdom forever.
2007-10-01 06:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by jct101 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 07:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I don't know what's funnier the item or the fact that you as an American got it just right LOL
2007-10-01 06:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i can see that happening down the east end of london, got me giggling that hun absolute class
2007-10-01 06:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats real funny, lmao...never heard it told exactly like that..star!
2007-10-01 06:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaa bloody brilliant, can't wait for the movie to come out.....pmsl
2007-10-01 10:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowing you that is absolutely brilliant!
2007-10-01 06:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well worth a star....
2007-10-01 06:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋