How about Plumbing?
2007-10-01 05:31:39 · 30 answers · asked by Will 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. Hell doesn't exist, neither does Heaven. That's just superstition.
2007-10-01 05:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
You really can't have "water" in a place that hot. You may have some vapor, sure, but you know what water does when you add that much heat.
Sure, but the plumbing always backs up, just for the added affect of the smell... and the plumber has a larger than usual butt-crack that figures into the everlasting torture.
2007-10-01 12:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once a man died and came to the pearly gates but unfortunately St Peter told him that heaven wasn't ready for him and he would have to go some place for the interim - unfortunately that place was hell. SO here this man is, walking around sewage every where -- hot as....well... hell.
Well, this man, being an engineer in his former life on earth looked around and decided he couldn't take this. SO he organized and put in a sewer system, plumbing, air conditioning...........Satan looked around and said -- WOW what a change, we will have to keep this fellow around here. God looked down and saw what was going on and called Satan and said: You will send that engineer up here RIGHT NOW!
Satan laughed and replied: NO WAY, this place is starting to get real comfortable, and there is no way that I am going to let this engineer go - you sent him down here, he stays.
God said: If you don't send that engineer up here right now, I am going to sue!
Satan replied: SUE! Yeah right, and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
2007-10-01 12:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lucan: Your reference is to the Rowen Atkinsen skit about Hell.
2007-10-01 12:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh-uh, you even become exceedingly thirsty to top it all off. 100,000,001 gruesome ways for you to die all at once without the very pleasure of the pain being gone because you're dead.
did i mention that your senses become strangely acute so you can feel every bite, every piece of flesh being torn from your skin
just remember that god dosen't want you to be there, that's why he sent his son. he wants to give you a second chance
2007-10-01 12:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by That one guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and yes. There's just a really, really long line for the bathroom. Just like a football game on earth.
2007-10-01 12:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. In hell, lazarus wanted to have his lips moisted with a drop of water.
THink about this: Heaven is "burning" so incredibly and infinitely with God's "fiery" love, that if the saints and angels in heaven were in hell, they would freeze!
2007-10-01 12:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i dont know why dont you ask someone who has died and gone to hell because im sure no one on earth has been there i think you took to many crazy pills
2007-10-01 12:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. And there are no lavatories there either. As the Bible says, it's damnation WITHOUT relief!
(Ten points and a purple lollipop for theadesmoines who spotted the reference)
2007-10-01 12:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Scumspawn 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, but It's hot as hell!!! I hear they have great saunas tough...
2007-10-01 12:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Pedro ST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might as well be asking if The Santy Claus has central air conditioning in his snow palace on the moon.
You do realize, don’t you, that the christian cult guide book is nothing more than fairy tales and boogeyman stories written by men in order to keep the uneducated masses amused, in line, and obeying commands to further the authors’ own socio-economic agenda?
2007-10-01 12:34:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋