A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with thembefore I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
2007-10-01 04:05:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Even though it isn't a question to answer I give you a star for starting my day with a chuckle.
Happy Birthday my One and Only.
(((hugs)))+xxxx's.
2007-10-01 06:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuffed BIRTHDAY!! And that possibly ability they are making plans a ask your self :) and that i did no longer go around telling human beings it became my birthday the two and my Mon became with regard to the sole man or woman who advised me chuffed birthday. do no longer sweat it, blow it off. i know the kind you experience. It in basic terms is going to coach you're humble :)
2016-10-05 21:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by suero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny and embarrasing for him later. Happy Birthday....star
2007-10-01 04:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha how dam funni laffed my head off throo out even wen it waz only the 1st word
2007-10-01 04:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great!i have never laughed be4 so much!
2007-10-01 04:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by suhana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!LOL
2007-10-01 04:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by tynker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy b- day, i've heard it also. have a nice one and keep smiling.
2007-10-01 13:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by JENNY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow very funny
2007-10-01 04:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, it's still good
Happy birthday!
2007-10-01 04:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww but really funny!
2007-10-01 04:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋