Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet. Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario.
She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: "What's with this .... a black condom?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
2007-10-01 03:55:52 · 20 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi your back so funny
2007-10-01 04:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-06 22:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was funny - have a star on me!x
2007-10-01 04:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by TROUBLE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one. Thank for sharing. lol
2007-10-01 04:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one dude!
2007-10-01 04:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by D.W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i didn get it at first
i am sure the guy really gave her his support
2007-10-01 04:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by Flojoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says men aren't smart????
2007-10-01 12:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Yes, that was a funny one.
:-)
2007-10-01 03:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao brilliant
2007-10-01 04:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a cracker puma
starred
2007-10-01 03:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋