Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
2007-10-01 03:41:03 · 21 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats so so funny! I actually laughed out loud! nice one
2007-10-01 03:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-10-01 03:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ivor Hugh G.Rection 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a classic if you ask me. I hadn't heard of iot before but as soon as I read the last word I just cracked like an egg. Funniest joke I've heard, only because the others are getting old.
2016-04-06 22:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny have a big star
2007-10-01 03:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 funny jokes
even rarer
ha ha ha
keep 'em coming kidder
u can't fail
starred
2007-10-01 03:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Star for you.
2007-10-01 03:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-10-01 04:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by tynker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!! omg that was a good one!! id give you ten stars if i could lol
2007-10-01 06:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by LoLo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, never had that problem myself
2007-10-01 03:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-10-01 03:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋