What kind of evidence would prove the existence of big fart to you?

Question

for those of you who dont know of Big Fart, he is also known as the Sasquatch an ape like cryptid

Answer 1

Er, even the Patterson-Gimlin film didn't do it for me. That being said, an audio recording coupled with a smelloscope sighting, er, smelling, would do it for me.

Answer 2

Well, collect a sample, and we can subject it to either the olfactory flag scope (Result = Current scope at actual meteorology situation), or the odor concentration expressed in European Odor Units (ouE/m³). Either way should be enough to prove the existence of a fart.


Edit: Uhm, dear, that would Big Foot. And to answer your question, a nice clear picture or video would probably suffice. A live animal would be better.

Answer 3

I have heard about baseball star George Herman "Babe" Ruth and actor Marlon "Bud" Brando providing evidence of it. Babe loved to get everyone's attention at a party and tell some woman to pull his finger. Marlon was introduced to the president's daughter-in-law in France and told her, "Madame, tirez le doigt!" (Lady, pull the finger!) Then witnesses testify they heard "un pet tres fort". Actress Deborah Winger did that on Shirley MacLaine while filming "Terms of Endearment". Playboy Playmate and starlet Jenny McCarthy did such things publicly I hear. One of my professors had an "embarrassing indigestion problem' he said. My Japanese lover Miyuki and I visited him in Honolulu once. He went in the kitchen to make some tea, and he made such a noise that it shook the windows like thunder or a sonic boom. Miyuki nearly jumped out of her skin and asked what happened. I said "Onara!" She looked astonished and then blushed. He did that several times during our visit. Miyuki said he should be on a Japanese TV show about world record flatulence. Dad had oil wells. After one gusher, he invited the chief driller to dinner with us. His name was Charlie. He and Dad went bar-hopping, and he stayed all night with us. Next morning, he shook the windows with a fart. My sister looked embarrassed; my brother laughed; and Mom said she could hardly believe that a human could make such a loud noise and that Charlie put our horses to shame. He and professor Plunk could be on TV in Japan. I have much evidence...as you see. Now you know that Pet is French and Onara is Japanese for Fart. Chinese is Pei in Mandarin or Pi in Cantonese Sei Yup. A German pal Gernot said it is Pupz in his tongue.

Answer 4

The smell. And the number of people who witnessed it before they passed out.

Answer 5

Sorry, you've lost me on this one. I can't imagine what "big fart" is supposed to be a random typo of. Will you tell us?

Answer 6

Even if I have no sense of smell, with the right equipment, there will be a spike in methane.

Answer 7

If you knew the family who lived next door to me when I was growing up, you'd have no doubts at all.

Answer 8

Rush Limbaugh's radio show is on the air.

Answer 9

Judging from your question you must be about 12....

Answer 10

lol-thanks-the nose knows--enjoy the day