An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-10-01 01:22:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Parrot Jokes are always good. hehehe
2007-10-01 01:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-01 01:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love parrot jokes too, good stuff. The joke is on the parrot though, as the gentlemen could no longer afford to bid, on the bigger cage, quality seed, or state of the art bird bath. Not to mention, the companion he had planed to buy, the female, with the beautiful plumage. Well nail me to the pearch
2016-05-17 23:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the hair colour matched the colour of the parrot. lmao. Have a star
2007-10-01 01:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one about 40 years ago. Just as funny today as it was then.
2007-10-01 01:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard a similar one... only that the old man had sex with a peacock
2007-10-01 03:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...good one...deserves a star...
2007-10-01 01:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur intersted in old man or a young boy
2007-10-01 01:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by cute b 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very lovely and one of the very few origionals posted in these columns.
you get a star for this from my side.
2007-10-01 01:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes haha he must have been drunk to get wrong bird haha.he must had been a sick as a parrot.good one.
2007-10-01 01:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋