A lady was picking through some frozen turkeys at a branch of sainsbury's store. but she couldn;t find one big enough for her family. she asked a passing assistant, " do these turkeys get any bigger?"
the assistant replied "I'm afraid not, they're dead!!!
A policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"i've been waiting for you all day ," said the policeman
the boy racer replied "yes !! well i got here as fast as i could officer"
2007-10-01 00:47:21 · 8 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe - cute!
2007-10-01 00:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the turkey one - predictable but very witty lol!
2007-10-01 00:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no spelling mistakes but i did spot a grammatical error
sorry for being picky & i can't talk as i very rarely use capitals
good jokes tho ha ha ha
(ba)starred
2007-10-01 01:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-01 00:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-01 03:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nyuck, nnyuck, nnnyuck!!!
2007-10-01 00:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad,
2007-10-01 00:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by sventhedog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed them. Thanks.
2007-10-01 00:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋