A lorry driver was driving along on a country road . A sign came up thaty read "low bridge ahead". before he realised it ,the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles,when finally a police car turns up. The policenan got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver
"got stuck eh!" the lorry driver said, "no, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!!"
2007-10-01 00:06:05 · 12 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its a good one for my collection.
2007-10-01 00:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 'policenan' prob had dementia anyway
good joke tho ha ha ha
starred coz i like a smart **** as i fall into that category
2007-10-01 00:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-10-01 01:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. No, me and my sister were fighting and she hit me right here on my jaw and I need to wear this to keep my jaw aligned. 2. I like the taste of metal 3. When did you notice I got them?
2016-04-06 22:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version of this before, but this one is great, too!
2007-10-01 00:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a clean joke yo
2007-10-01 00:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by LoCo#33 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verrrry good have a star.
2007-10-01 00:10:18 · answer #7 · answered by louise d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-01 00:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice answer...
hehe
2007-10-01 00:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2007-10-01 00:19:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋