A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special mummy?"
"Yes dear it does."
The next day the blonde girl comes running in again and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only say the alphabet from A to C but I can go until E. Look - A, B, C, D, E. Does that mean I am special mummy?"
"Yes dear it does."
The next day the blonde girl comes rushing home and says "Mummy mummy! Today at school we were getting changed for physical excercises and all the other girls had really flat chests but I had these ...!" She opens her blouse and reveals a humungous pair of DD breasts. "Is it because I am special mummy?"
"No dear it's because you are 25."
2007-09-30 23:31:04 · 24 answers · asked by daffydd max 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, thats funny, and i'm blonde!!
2007-09-30 23:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Ultimate Blonde!
2007-09-30 23:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Curious1usa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's PHENOMENAL!!!!! One of the best blonde jokes I've ever heard!!! Have a star!
2007-10-01 00:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear oh dear
2007-09-30 23:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! She can count to 5???
2007-09-30 23:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like
2016-04-06 22:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.haha very good.a star on the way haha.
2007-09-30 23:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
spot on boyo
have a star
2007-10-01 00:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seen this joke too many times on here
2007-10-01 00:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke was on here last week.
Point off for un-orignallity!
2007-10-01 00:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by cmcconnachie2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke ha ha ha
2007-09-30 23:35:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋