Looking at this?
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2007-09-30 21:01:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Babies crack me up!!!!! You need a pat on the back for that one!!!!
2007-09-30 21:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by epat87 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JUPERB ACE..STAR! A joke too.......
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a super model's conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines - please prepare yourself for a crash landing!" The three models look at each other in shock and start preparing for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face up. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing Claudia, fixing up your make-up - we're about to crash!" "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking faces -
that's why I am putting on my make-up." Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost your senses?? Why are you baring u’r breasts for everyone to see - we are about to die!" Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts- that's why I am exposing my ****!" Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties. Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your crazy?? Why are you exposing your pussy for everyone to see??" Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE! I know for a fact that the first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is the black box!!"
2007-10-01 04:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being prewarned yes i did but it actually looks a bit like Yoda from Starwars
2007-10-01 04:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Neil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No smiles here.
It's just someone's kid.
Now if it was an animal
doing something cute...
that would be a different story.
I haven't seen that many babies
that I thought were
just sooooo cute.
And, don't get me
started on that, "Smell."
2007-10-01 12:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES I DID.
2007-10-01 04:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋