the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband’s friend Ben. She tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, Ben leaves.
Going back upstairs, she gets in the shower with her husband, feeling guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, it was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben? That son of a ***** owes me 800 bucks!"
2007-09-30 20:15:26 · 14 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one for a monday morning,,,have a star
2007-09-30 20:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Marriage always requires some accommodation. She needs some other place to dry her lingerie and you need to shower more. Women have a civilizing effect on men and not all the effects are bad. Until I was married I thought deodorant was optional and thought it was okay to chew ice cubes. If they weren't so cute of course we wouldn't put up with it, but hey, they're women.
2016-05-17 22:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny!! Thnx 4 making me laugh. I really needed to.. : D
2007-10-01 11:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by мαɢɢιє 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL Sounds about Right!
2007-09-30 21:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by dawnella322 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ben sure is poker player.
2007-09-30 20:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
too good!!!
just imagine had he owed 1600 bucks????
u r starred
2007-09-30 20:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!
Ohhhhh Goooo Figure !!
hahahaha !!
2007-10-01 06:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, oh.....what have I gotten myself into?!
Te perdono. =0)
2007-09-30 20:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by hula wabbit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THATS A CLASSIC I LOVE THAT ONE.
2007-09-30 21:04:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn thats one hell of a friend, and one hell of a wife huh...
2007-09-30 20:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by rene o 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋