Now... this is funny! The answers, that is.
First of all, folks... He requested "PROS ANSWER ONLY" and I'm still trying to figure who the real "Pro" is here.
DirtyDeuces reply might be the most intelligent, at this point.
As far as the guy who suggested "smoke crack"... putting a match to the "crack" isn't what most people mean when they say they're "getting hot". So, this is Not recommended.
OK... with a little seriousness (at least I'll try)...
Rule 1. Do NOT ask this type of question here. You aren't going to find any real answers. (I haven't seen a single one yet that has any real merit.)
Rule 2. Don't ask your "best friend", as they are probably no more knowledgeable than the answers I've seen here.
Rule 3. DO talk to HER! SHE is the ONLY one that will be able to answer that question.
If you can't talk about it with HER, then neither of you are ready, in the first place.
If you're looking for biological answers to your question, go to the library, search the internet, talk to a doctor, (your parents perhaps?) and you will find plenty of information on how the human anatomy works. By the way, what works for one individual (or even, many) may not work for everyone. That's one of the amazing things about "individuals".
Do NOT look for the porn sites, chat rooms and other similar places for your answers. Most of them are based on fantasy and misguided myths.
Last, but not least... getting laid is not the same as being in love... and you don't have to "do it" to show that you love her. Normally, everything comes about in "its' own time", so it should be "natural", and you won't have to worry about whether you are doing it right... you'll just know, as it will be instinctive between the two of you. The details can be worked out as the relationship progresses.
If ya just wanna get "laid", go see a prostitute and definitely wear a condom, unless you want to learn about other biological things (the hard way).
Hope this helps...
think I'll go check out the humorous dialogs, now.
2007-09-30 17:22:08
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answered by Anonymous
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want to be best of the best then why don't you wait until you are a man instead of a little boy. I can't believe that you would come on here and ask something like that and if I were the young lady in question, I would be highly insulted that you were talking about "our" sex life on-line to complete strangers. How vulgar and low class that you would do this. Go away..come back when you have grown up a little
2007-09-30 23:50:31
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answered by dances with cats 7
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Make sure she's comfortable first. And like everyone else said a little foreplay is good to get the mood started. Be a gentleman and be easy, take it slow with her. Also talk to her a little while in the process, ask her if she's ok, and kiss her. If you love her tell her so. But the main theing is to be gentle and take it slow. I know trust me. Good luck.
2007-10-01 00:00:16
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answered by lona 2
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foreplay foreplay foreplay!! i don't even know if i can say this on Yahoo answers, but make sure her vagina is very wet. Before you start having sex, mess around a little bit... make her horny. If she's not wet, and you try to jam it in, it will be one of the most painful things she'll ever experience. Just remember to take it slow at first, especially if it's her first time, too. Good luck!
2007-09-30 23:50:28
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answered by schwiggity 2
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If its also the first time for her, make it special. from my point of view, its best if you will just do the act after you received the sacrament of matrimony. Do not rush things up for her and for you too. The act of making love is sacred, it is shared only by two people who are united as one by God.
2007-09-30 23:53:06
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answered by JASMINE F 1
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Slow.Ask her what makes her feel good. Most gals like a good tongue lashing. Have her give you a signal when she is ready to have you explode inside of her.
2007-09-30 23:47:58
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answered by Anonymous
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If you don't know what she likes, then there's no way to know. Just don't give out too early, she's gotta get an o in there somewhere.
2007-09-30 23:47:29
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answered by Becca G 3
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it souds like your first time foo but don't worry it won't be hard just stick it as deep as you can at the begining cause if you don't do these it will get harder and you will be stock halfways all the time
2007-09-30 23:52:10
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answered by Juan mym 3
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wear a rain coat bro. dont get caught up in the moment and forget to do that. hit all the right spots. let her tell you what she wants. it's okay for her to do that. dont rush it. sounds corny but, the rain coat man, has got to be your priorty. unless your married and ready for a family?
2007-09-30 23:49:27
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answered by booboobearus 2
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keep telling her you love her (if you do--you should anyway) and go real slow and make sure she's comfortable. it has to be in a place where she is comfortable. other than that, you just need each other. oh, and some condoms with lubrication
2007-09-30 23:48:51
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answered by Anonymous
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