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I keep getting in car accidents whenever I drive somewhere because I can't stop looking at myself in the side mirror. I've tried everything...not combing my hair, wearing big sunglasses, but I'm still so attractive that I can't take my eyes off myself. I even tried wearing a bag over my head with holes cut out for the eyes but a police officer told me that was illegal. Does anyone else have this problem, and if so do you have any advice for me?

2007-09-30 16:24:14 · 8 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ Volatile Tempter 3 in Cars & Transportation Safety

8 answers

I don't think the question posted.
Waaah!!!

2007-09-30 16:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 3 0

you could put a 8x10 picture of yourself on the dash that way you could look at yourself and still glance at the road now and then. I'm sure this will stop when you slam into a tree then you might not want to see yourself.

2007-10-01 08:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by bungee 6 · 2 0

Normally I would recommend getting a chauffeur but for you that person would be looking in the centre mirror instead of the road. there is only one thing for it... tinted door windows... go for total opaque.

Careful of your reflection in the glass though... that's what bugs me now a days... my hair.. I just can't seem to keep it in place!

2007-09-30 23:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 5 0

Answer one: Gets you a sugar momma to drive drive you around.

Answer two: Continue driving they way you do, and shortly you will be driving (as it already sounds like you do) with your head up your a$$.

2007-10-01 01:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by David W 2 · 1 0

i have the solution!
loose the side mirror.
another one; don't drive the car but let someone do that fore you.
and last, get professional help you're a danger to everybody else


almost forgot.... you're an IDIOT

2007-10-01 07:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

There is no way to stop it! You are a hunk and if I was you I would be narcissist too. Just don't drive or if you want I can drive for you! **flirting voice**

2007-09-30 23:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 2 0

Gee and I thought I had a problem staying on the road when I masturbate...you're really vain...all you think about is yourself and that's sad.

2007-09-30 23:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Maybe you can get your head out of your butt and grow up?

2007-10-01 02:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by Bill P 5 · 0 1

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