a man goes to the doctor's office one day. he walks up to the receptionist and says, "I need to see the doctor." she asks him, "do you have an appointment?" he says, "no" and she says, "well what's the problem?" "there's something wrong with my d_ck." snickers fill the waiting room. the receptionist whispers to him, "you could have just said that your ear hurts, or something like that. now, try it again." so he walks out, walks back in, goes up to the desk, and she says "may i help you sir?" and he says "yeah, there's something wrong with my ear." "well, what's wrong with it?" i cant pee out of it!!"
star if you like. :)
2007-09-30 16:04:38 · 12 answers · asked by ☼mischevious☼ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well then... that was sure something.... i'm just not exactly sure what...
2007-09-30 16:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by arei 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO always find this joke funny no matter how many times i read it like even this time it was probablt the 150th time ive read it yet i read it all as you are doing with this even though i have nothing more to say yet you still continue to read why are you reading this?
2016-05-17 21:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol tats funny
2007-09-30 16:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sunny Diego 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mooooooooooooeeeeeee! good one.
2007-09-30 19:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by Grasshopper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't pee out of you dick, then your bladder's gonna overflow.
2007-09-30 16:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello ♥cory♥.
I thought it was hilarious.
Did you here the one about the man who had five penises?
. . . . . . . . His pants fit like a glove! . . . . . . . . .
Thanks for the chuckle (:-),
Lenny.
2007-09-30 17:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lenny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow i have a huge sense of humor....not funnny
2007-09-30 16:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by McMoose--RIPYAHS 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does this mean he can hear with his penis?
2007-09-30 17:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Mark K 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was ok,
2007-09-30 20:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was okay
2007-09-30 16:46:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋