Some kids were making fun of my hairline.
2007-09-30 15:14:44 · 16 answers · asked by Doc Occam 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
2 Kings 2:23-25
2007-09-30 15:14:57 · update #1
That's life.
Sometimes the bear eats you; sometimes he eats kids who laugh at your hairstyle.
CD
2007-09-30 19:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The story of Oldie's (Thinning) Locks and the Two Bears involved God summoning the Bears. You may have to go knocking on the Vestry door to see if the Bears are there. Of course, they may think you're referring to the Gay Bear community and come out themselves, but miscommunication in religion is a grizzly problem.
2007-09-30 22:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, no bears here. But, I can catch you a raccoon, a possum or an otter if that would help. Oh, yeah, and we have huge wild boars. I think the wild boar would work best.
2007-09-30 22:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope my bear is on loan to my friends mother-in-law. There is such a demand for bears these days.
2007-09-30 22:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by linnea13 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Kids are all like that,you just have to bear it, he he he
2007-09-30 22:20:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. I'm bald so I keep one around to maul people who mock my baldness.
2007-09-30 22:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I left mine in the bathroom.
2007-09-30 22:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by landerscott 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There's been one wandering about around here, but you'll have to come catch him - or her - yourself.
2007-09-30 23:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God might deem fit to find you one if you actually believed in him. Especially if you were a very well respected prophet of his.
2007-09-30 22:19:36 · answer #9 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If God thinks you need them He can furnish them.
2007-09-30 22:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋