The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex,
often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, 'What the heck, I'll try it.'
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to
do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought
about the restroom, but that was too open. He
considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution.
On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on
the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
started to masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought
of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at
his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy
or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
'What?'
He heard 'This is the police. What in the hell are you
doing?'
The man replied, 'I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted.'
The cop says, 'Well, you better check your brakes too,
because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago.'
2007-09-30 14:48:51 · 14 answers · asked by leolady0765 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha good one man
2007-09-30 22:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by gurkha guru singh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha that's very cute,you get a happy star from me.
Please post more you have good ones.
2007-09-30 15:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one amidst a lot of craps.
2007-09-30 18:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally a new one to me, & absolutely hilarious. Gotta give it astar!
2007-09-30 16:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn i liked that one, poor guy should of kept a eye out,i guess.
2007-09-30 14:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i DONT KNOW YA BUT A KNOW A LOT OF TRUCK DRIVERS AND IM A TRUCK MEC FOR AL TIVING WATCH YOUR STEPS THER ARE A LOT OF WOMEN OUT THER ON THE ROADS HIS MIGHT WORK OUT FOR U BUT MOST PEOPEL IT RELLY DONT
2016-04-06 21:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious
2007-09-30 15:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one buddy!
2007-09-30 15:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-30 20:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is freakn funny! Did it happen to you?
2007-09-30 15:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋