I am getting bullied. And I am ashamed to say I am an adult....
2007-09-30 14:14:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I'd probably laugh... there's no way I could keep a straight face after hearing that
2007-09-30 14:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! This is fate; I came up with a loverly comeback the other day and was trying to find a use for it, and pesto! Here we are. But anyways:
Person: Hey, ____, you stenchfaced gassy little pig!
You: You know, I was thinking; if you died, I wouldn't be able to make it to your funeral.
Person: Um...why?
You: I have my job to go to. You know, work before pleasure!
2007-09-30 21:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best comeback is none at all. Otherwise, you are only sinking to their level and engaging them further, when the idea is to shut them up. So instead of thinking of something clever to call them, smile and be as polite as you can to this person. All the time. It will drive him crazy that he is not able to push your buttons, and sooner or later will find something else to do.
2007-10-01 01:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by missbeans 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say," Is that the best ya got? How many grades did you fail?" If you are an adult, why are you anywhere near a person like that? If it happening on the job, you need to notify a supervisor. That is childish and hateful behavior.
2007-09-30 21:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Consider the source and don,t take it personally.Probably this person has been called the same name and worse. No reply and a weird look in their direction and avoiding them always ,will tune them in.
2007-09-30 21:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by warriorbabe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You allow people to treat you the way the treat you. If you want them to stop you have to stop them.
Good comeback is......."constipated hyena".
2007-10-01 04:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore them and enjoy the fact that insults say more about the kind of people that they are than the kind of person that you are.
2007-09-30 21:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
fart loud then say "am not"
2007-10-01 13:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
2007-09-30 21:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋