when the light turns green u go
when the light turns red u stop
waddya do
when the light turns blue
with green and lavender spots?
2007-09-30 14:07:11 · 16 answers · asked by The Angry Vegetable 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, I would call 911 and notify them, then I would lokk both ways and go, if by chance I was seeing this because I had taken a drug or been drinking I would pull over and call a friend to pick me up.
2007-09-30 14:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by culater 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whe the light turn blue with green and lavender spots, that must be a sign that the party is getting started in the club or i must be drunk (which will never happen because i don't drink)
2007-09-30 21:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by xboxxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the curtain, cue the overture and step into your spot light.
2007-09-30 21:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd smoke another fatty and catch a ride on the pink elephant
2007-09-30 21:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by nosferatuca2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get out of the car and do whatever I wanted because i'd be convinced I was dreaming.
2007-09-30 22:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by Red♥Boucy♥Ball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to tell this joke all the time when i was a kid, the answer that i always used was "see a doctor"
2007-09-30 22:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wait for the voices to inform me what to do. Everything they`ve told me so far has been correct. Don`t f@ck with the voices.
2007-09-30 21:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd quit puffing the magic dragon
2007-09-30 22:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take another hit of whatever it is I've been smoking and enjoy the show!
2007-09-30 21:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start drinking as it the heeby jeebies from the with drawl.
2007-09-30 21:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by nightowl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋