Man & his wife asleep in bed. About 2:30am. when they're woken by next door's dog, barking it's head off.
The bloke opens the window & shouts "For ***** sake, shut that dog up."
20 mins later. the barking starts again. The man opens the window again & shouts "If you don't shut that blo*dy thing up, I'll come down there a sort it out!"
Another 20 mins & it starts again. This time the bloke says to his wife "Right. That's it. I'm going down to sort this out!" His wife says "What are you going to do?"
"Just wait & see" replies the man. He puts on his pants & shoes & marches down & out the back door while the wife waits nervously. After quite a while, the barking stops, then the man comes back in, looking pleased with himself.
"What did you do with the dog?" asks the wife.
"I put in OUR garden" smirks the man. "See how THEY like it!"
2007-09-30 12:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhhh thats great just the thing to make me laugh thanx xxx
i cant stop laughing at that
2007-09-30 12:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 01:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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For example, suppose that on many evenings, your young dog gets busy looking for trouble just as you’re digesting your dinner. He grabs a boot from the mat by the front door and gallops through the house with it. You yell at him and take it away. He grabs its mate. You yell and take it away. He heads for the kitchen and starts checking out the counters in case something tasty’s been left behind. You chase him away. And on and on, until you’ve lost your temper and torn out clumps of hair you can ill afford to lose.
2016-04-23 09:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao thats a good one, thx for the laugh, have a star.
2007-09-30 12:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For an old joke it sure gave me a great giggle! For this... Have a star!
2007-09-30 15:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-17 20:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one but good one. have a star
2007-09-30 19:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Oldie but goodie.
2007-09-30 12:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Nice. I don't think I've heard that before.
2007-09-30 13:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-09-30 19:51:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋