2007-09-30 11:58:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why won't a shark eat a lawyer?
Professional Courtesy!
2007-09-30 12:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because sharks live in the sea, lawyers live in hell. So they never meet. It's like penguins and polar bears!
2007-09-30 21:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And what's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish. One is a bottom dwelling scum sucking scavenger and the other is a fish.
Oh and "professional courtesy" is correct amundo.
2007-09-30 19:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by davster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they belong to same club sharks water rats lawyers human robber rats
2007-10-01 15:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by ken p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to pay more for Lawyers to swim in deep infested waters?
2007-10-01 05:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Froglive 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because sharks don't attack other sharks!!!
2007-09-30 20:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because sharks don't eat other sharks!
2007-09-30 20:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Family
or
Afraid
2007-09-30 19:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Goychie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sharks have teeth, alot of teeth
but no access to a toothbrush
2007-09-30 19:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Frogz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because lawyers tend not to venture out into the ocean.
2007-09-30 19:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋