A man leaves work early because it's his little daughter's birthday & he wants to buy her a present on the way home.
He stops by the toy store, goes in & asks "How much is that Barbie Doll in the window?"
The sales assistant replies "Well, that's the 'Work-Out Barbie.' She's £25.50. But you could also choose from 'Shopping Barbie' for £25.50, or 'Beach Barbie' for £25.50, or 'Disco Barbie' £25.50 or there's 'Divorced Barbie' for just £350.00."
"What?" says the man " How come the Divorced Barbie is £350.00 & the others are only £25.50?"
The assistant replies "Well Sir. Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's car, all of Ken's furniture, Ken's friends, Ken's credit cards....."
2007-09-30 11:49:18 · 24 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So close to home that it hurts. Have a star
2007-09-30 19:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good and funny. First time I heard it. Here's one in return: In the divorce court the judge says, "Mr. Jones your wife gets custody of the kids and I'm awarding her 400-dollars for child support to be paid each and every month." The guy says, "That's mighty generous of you judge. I'm gonna slip her a few bucks myself now and then."
2016-05-17 13:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, and a star for you.
I give it 8 out of 10.
2007-10-01 08:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice, Star!
2007-09-30 13:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-30 23:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-30 12:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL That's the best I've heard in a long time!
2007-09-30 12:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ember,La Wolfine Hybrid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-30 12:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!
2007-09-30 20:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it should also include every other weekend off for shared custody of the kid but that was good
2007-09-30 11:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋