Okay, a little kid walks down the stairs and sees his brother watching football. His brother yells, "Pimps and hoes!!"
"Whats that?" The kid asks.
"Oh, thats the people that play the game." He replies.
So, the little kid walks back upstairs and his dad is shaving.
The dad cuts himself and yells, "Sh**!"
"What does that mean?"
"Oh its just the stuff you shave off your face." His dad says.
So, the little kid walks into the kitchen and and his mom is stuffing the turkey. She burns herself and yells, "Fu**!"
"Whats that mean?"
"Oh, its the stuff you use to put in the turkey."
Then, the doorbell rings and he goes to get it. His grandparents ask, "Whats everyone doing?"
"My brothers watching pimps and hoes, my dads shaving the sh** off his face, and my moms fu**ing the turkey."
2007-09-30 11:21:22 · 7 answers · asked by the man 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there's a Polish version but I like this one too.
2007-09-30 12:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by lolz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH THats funny! I think i've heard something like that before..... ANyway have a StAr!
2007-09-30 18:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHAHHA i havent heard that was ***** funny!!!!! u get a shiny star xD ROCK ON
2007-09-30 18:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by krazed_skater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's funny!
2007-09-30 18:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd it b4
still funny!
2007-09-30 18:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja
2007-09-30 21:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny
2007-09-30 19:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋