Out law's are wanted.............
Do you have this problem?
2007-09-30 11:08:27 · 11 answers · asked by endac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...good one...here's one for u
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
Chris answered "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.Mitchell answered "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.Alec replied "I read a book".
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S H I T"
Cheerioos
2007-09-30 11:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Very funny. lol.
BUT, I have to say my in-laws are two of the finest people I've ever known. Sorry, but it's true. My wife and I would really have struggled without them. Not through money, just support and being there to help out.
2007-09-30 18:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Out laws are running from the law and inlaws are a pain in the a@s lol .xxxx ; )
2007-10-01 07:40:53 · answer #3 · answered by Lillian Cassidy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Oh, yes! I have the mother-in-law from hell.
xx
2007-09-30 18:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by Happihawkeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only place you have to tolerate them is in law so unless your in jail or in the court house give em hell
2007-09-30 18:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by allison 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old one and well known sorry pal, try again
2007-09-30 18:31:21 · answer #6 · answered by DIAMOND_GEEZER_56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My take was:
both will kill you, but in-laws do it slowly
2007-09-30 18:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that I'm aware of?
2007-09-30 18:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by Stormchaser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha, that's funnies!
2007-09-30 18:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
child i feel ya...and both are "ruthless"...go figure...cannot have it good all the time i guess....
2007-09-30 19:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by Cotton C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋