An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says,
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"
2007-09-30 10:49:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah.....good one...here's one for you
A man comes from overseas to get a job as a tree trimmer in the US. For his job, he has a huge knife and attempts to walk through airport security with it. The security officer asks "Where are you going with that knife?" The man replies "I go to America to chop bush!"
CHeeRioS
2007-09-30 10:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2016-05-17 13:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish humor. Funny.
2007-09-30 10:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I get it. The water was turned into wine. hahaha
2007-09-30 10:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny hahahaha
2007-09-30 11:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Worth a star. lol
2007-09-30 10:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Oregon 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-09-30 17:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I liked that one,,,have a star,,ha ha ha ha
2007-09-30 19:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm ok
2007-09-30 11:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow. That's great. lol
2007-09-30 11:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by |m|(>.<)|m| MeganManic 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋