2007-09-30 10:18:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....nice thought...i am for abortion if it is neccessary. I do not think abortion should be legal for someone who's knocked up and wants to get rid of the baby. It should be legal only if there is a medical condition i nvolved.
Here's a joke for you as it is the jokes and riddles section.
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
Chris answered "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.Mitchell answered "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.Alec replied "I read a book".
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S H I T"
CHeeRios
2007-09-30 10:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a Czechoslovakian abortion?
A cancelled Czech!
2007-09-30 17:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen to dat and lol to twinkle [aka da peson dat put da pre-k joke]
2007-09-30 17:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen*
2007-09-30 17:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋