Do you christians really think that thunderstorms are just the sounds of God bowling in the heavens.
God's on the 9th frame, the end is near Repent...mauahahaha
2007-09-30 10:05:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i'm sorry sassy, im just bored at work and i like to mess with christians. im not trying to offend, just lighthearted humor. it never hurt anyone.
2007-09-30 10:16:26 · update #1
i think they cut your hair too short, bob...some of your brain cells are leaking out...
2007-09-30 10:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by chieko 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. No, but apparently Nathaniel Hawthorne did. Read "Rip van Winkle."
Personally, as a Christian of high intelligence and spirituality, I think a thunderstorm is God moving His furniture around up in heaven. Every now and then He drops a heavenly armoire.
2007-09-30 17:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by Acorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One cannot fully separate the Creator from His creation.
Jer 23:19 Behold, a whirlwind of the LORD is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked.
2007-09-30 17:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Ross, I have seen your questions before. Why spend so much time poking fun at God, get a life. Stop preying on the christians with stupid meaningless questions. Go outside, read a book, listen to some music, just stop antaganizing us!
2007-09-30 17:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by sassy.nurse 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is only one reason to say that God is bowling, you tell a child that to help them not to afraid of the thunder. What would tell a child? As far what it really was my great nephew asked me about it when he was seven, I told him about the fronts hitting but he is different he confronts his fear as his uncle. We are both Christians and proud of it.
2007-09-30 19:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what story was told to each family by the elders in the old.
I was told that God is angry and frighten us so we will mend our ways and remember to say our prayers without fail.
2007-09-30 17:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by Barbara A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God knows best, hes gonna supply the earth with water so that things can grow..etc
2007-09-30 17:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
i think God makes the rain tho.And please read the bible and talk to a preacher if you dont know Jesus.He is the way the truth
2007-09-30 17:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by dcrc93 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋