A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-09-30 09:47:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard this one lots of times, but still good
2007-09-30 10:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a different version of this joke, involving 2 men on a bridge with a bottle of brandy. But I think I like this one better. Well done!
2007-09-30 16:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the police get there I'll tell them them that her fingerprints are on the bottle also.And that she was on the phone,yeah that's right,on the phone.
2007-09-30 17:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-30 20:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol MORAL staying calm cool and collected during a time of stress has it's own rewards*
2007-09-30 17:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giggling out loud,
Nobodyintexasdoesthat says,
"I love it,
I wished I would have done that..."
2007-09-30 21:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD , IT HAS A MORAL ALSO THAT [1] .NEVER TRUST A LADY [2] DON'T DO FIRST ' SAY ALWAYS ''THE LADY FIRST''. [3] DON'T CELEBRATE AFTER AN ACCIDENT
2007-10-08 14:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by nixi r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
that was funny, but it took me awhile 2 get it
lolz
2007-09-30 21:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by needing answers 2 questions 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhh... very funny... striked my mind after a second of reading it... really good.....
2007-10-08 10:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another point for our side!
2007-09-30 17:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋