This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.”You talk?” he asks.”Yep,” the mutt replies.”So, what’s your story?”The mutt looks up and says “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what hewants for the dog. The owner says “Ten dollars.” The guy says he’ll buy him but asks the owner, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?” The owner replies, “He’s such a ******* liar.”
2007-09-30 09:42:29 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahahahaaaa ohhhhhh its good to be back, ta for the laugh hun.....lol
2007-09-30 10:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi brillant ges a lying son of a hound dog
2007-10-01 00:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Omg that was truely the funniest thing I have heard all day, Lmao....keep em coming, star! thx for the laugh
2007-09-30 11:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-30 09:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by Aunt Doobie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-30 15:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Up until the punch line it looked like it was going to be funny,what a waste.
2016-04-06 08:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story
2007-09-30 09:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by katie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, what a brill joke hun, gave me a good giggle, thanks
have a star
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2007-10-01 01:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Great joke Thaks for the HOWL
2007-10-01 03:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well! Liars aren't worth much!! ILMAO!
2007-10-01 04:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋