one says to the other, " Bloody hot in here isn't it " " You wait till you get out side " says the other " They smash your head in"
2007-09-30 09:24:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok still funny*
2007-09-30 10:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
2007-09-30 10:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I love eating eggs...just imagine they said that just before I ate them!
Lol.
2007-09-30 14:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Nicey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke !! star.
I once dated an egg. It was hard....... It was weird because once I got through that tough exterior, she was all soft and mushy inside.... I think you know her father..Glenn Fry.
2007-09-30 10:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles loudly.
2007-09-30 09:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow and to the person that wrote about the muffins lol i liked it ima tell dat to mi friend she realli luvs muffinz and wuld luv da joke. . ..
2007-09-30 09:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ah ah very true,,think I will have some for breakfast
2007-09-30 19:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two muffins sitting in an ove, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "bit hot in here aint it?"
the other muffin screams, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN"
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2007-09-30 09:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by yeahpussycat 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!thats funny ! it reminds me of a "Far Side" joke! :)
2007-09-30 09:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by Janelle Alexandria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eggs act ley .lol
2007-09-30 09:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i love eggs!
2007-09-30 09:30:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋